by Simple Damned Device

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In La la land everyone knows Poor Alice


Down in Honeyland
Alice bad as she can get
Up on the latest tragedy on the movie set
Gonna tear out all the pages she don't wanna do
It's her rare medium, ain't no close up for you

Down in the zero
Alice cashes all the cheques
No-one could mistake her membership in the fair sex
Gonna play all the angles
Always plumb but never true
You'll never get over her
There's no choice but to go right through

Down for the moment
Alice won't let me forget
When she had it all and lost it
On a fade out film roulette
Gonna jump on all the wagons
Find another guy who'll fall
The smile she is lighting up
will have your painted skin a-crawl

She wants to feel
She wants to be
She wants everything she sees
Poor Alice
It's just a scheme
It's never free
and it won't include me


released July 22, 2016



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Simple Damned Device Toronto, Ontario

We write thinly veiled death threats to abusers, liars, sycophants and ex-sweethearts.. and they're all love songs.

Lawrence Bayne -Vocals/Lyricist/Songwriter
Kevin Bell - Guitars /Songwriter
Dave South- Bass/Songwriter
Derick E.Lindo-Drums/Songwriter

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